Heavy Boobs (feat. Rachel Bloom)

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Starring Rachel Bloom

Featuring Aleka Emerson, Alexia Silvaggio, Latrice Gregory and Adama Elder

Written by Rachel Bloom and Adam Schlesinger

Directed by Alex Hardcastle

Choreographed by Kathryn Burns

Cinematography by Todd Dos Reis





Rebecca:

I got them heavy boobs, heavy

Boobs, dense like dying stars.

I got them heavy boobs, heavy

Boobs, I can't run real far.



Let me break down what I just

Said (aah aah). Each of my double

D's has the volume of a toddler's

Head. Not bitchin' bout my boobies

They look super fly in shirts (aah aah).



But if I swung them in your face

You'd be like "omigod that hurts."

I'm blind. Holy crap. I literally can't

See. I have permanent retinal damage.



I'm suing you and your heavy boobies.

Heavy boobs. Heavy boobs. Dense

Like dying stars. I got them Heavy

Boobs, heavy boobs -

They each have their own memoirs.



What you gotta know is that boobs

May be where it's at (aah aah). But

If you cut them open they're just

Sacks of yellow fat. Stuff falls into

My bra, it's a little bit of a drag (aah aah).

But when I got to bed at night it's

Like opening a Mary Poppins bag.



Dancers:

Whee, candy! and, pennies!



Rebecca:

I got them heavy boobs, heavy

Boobs, dense like dying stars.

I got them heavy boobs, heavy

Boobs. Don't need an airbag in

My car.



Here is a list of all of the objects

That I can hold under my boobs:



Stapler, 10 pencils, paperback

Copy of "Arabian Nights", dog bowl,

Remote control, hard back copy of

"Wuthering Heights".



Rebecca (spoken):

See, when a star's mass is not high

enough to become a neutron star,

it will expand into a red giant, and if

the red giant has insufficient mass to

generate carbon, an inert mass builds

up in it's center and the star becomes

a dense white dwarf. And so, yeah, that's

what my boobs are like.



Rebecca:

I got them heavy boobs, heavy

Boobs, dense like a white dwarf.

I got them heavy boobs, heavy

Boobs --

They'd be a catch at Fishermans'

Wharf. I got them heavy boobs,

Heavy boobs.



Don't ever forget that these heavy

Boobs, heavy boobs are just sacks

Of yellow fat. Like the stuffing

Of a couch. They're just sacks of

Yellow fat.



Technically meant to feed a baby.

They're just sacks of yellow fat.